Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
So, it seems the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon has claimed some of its first victims. People have already died because of unsafe BDSM practices copied off this poor excuse of a book. So, to any of the people here who might have an interest in BDSM, let me beg you to at the very, very least, never forget the following:
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
Canadian’s are very sensitive to high temperatures. If it exceeds 35*C they risk melting.
The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
In the Canadian province of Saskatchewan it is so flat that one can watch their dog run away for three days.
No one will go to war against Canada because their army is actually made up of polar bear-riding Frost Giants and White Walkers. The US was the first to discover this in 1812, and they haven’t tried again since.
Iced Capps are what flow through the veins of a Canadian. It is what their heart pumps.
No, real Canadians subsist only on a diet of maple syrup and poutine.
Such a crime is punishable by exile in Canada to the most desolate regions, I advise against it.
It was a grave tragedy. May the ice stay strong this year.