crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

(Source: buriedalivebylovexxx, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

(Source: stevemcqueened, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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(via sorceressdream)

death-by-lulz:

emotsye:

HE MET BILL MURRAY

(Source: naydoh, via afookingpinecone)

raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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(Source: w9, via hobovampire)

(Source: kiyosuku, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

My stomach is a grumbly

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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(Source: bcrnes, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

(via leodicpario)

thechurchofbobsaget:

naturallystrong:

This continues well into your 30s.

Whenever my friends announce they’re expecting it takes me a few minutes to break away from the “aww that sucks” attitude, like it’s still an accident. 

(Source: stefdelima, via theappleppielifestyle)

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

(via hobovampire)

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

(via germanmoonhowler)

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

(via hobovampire)