thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

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On BDSM safety

aglassfullofhappiness:

antlered-kitten:

So, it seems the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon has claimed some of its first victims. People have already died because of unsafe BDSM practices copied off this poor excuse of a book. So, to any of the people here who might have an interest in BDSM, let me beg you to at the very, very least, never forget the following:

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Paige VanZant

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mecraphyros:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

yes

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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factsofcanada:

Canadian’s are very sensitive to high temperatures. If it exceeds 35*C they risk melting.

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

factsofcanada:

In the Canadian province of Saskatchewan it is so flat that one can watch their dog run away for three days.

factsofcanada:

In Canada, Winter is always coming.

factsofcanada:

No one will go to war against Canada because their army is actually made up of polar bear-riding Frost Giants and White Walkers. The US was the first to discover this in 1812, and they haven’t tried again since.

Hi, do to begin I LOVE your blog! I do have a question though. What are Ice Capps? Are they like the American version of Snow Caps candy? Have a good one! ✌️

factsofcanada:

Iced Capps are what flow through the veins of a Canadian. It is what their heart pumps.

Anonymous Asked:
I kill moose for a living they taste delicious if you're really Canadian you'd have to eat wild meat to prove it. Such as goose, moose, beaver (real), porcupine, otter, bear, etc.

factsofcanada:

No, real Canadians subsist only on a diet of maple syrup and poutine.

Would it be offensive to hold up Tim Hortons to Canadians as i pass them on the highway in Michigan?

factsofcanada:

Such a crime is punishable by exile in Canada to the most desolate regions, I advise against it.

Anonymous Asked:
There was once a hot day in Canada many people died

factsofcanada:

It was a grave tragedy. May the ice stay strong this year.

factsofcanada:

Canada’s atmosphere is made up of mostly maple syrup and apologies